Best Lines from ?!. [Punctuation: Improv Club]
(in no particular order)
DOUBLE DOLPHIN HANDS.
Do you like Hogwarts? Do you want to Slytherin to my Chamber of Secrets?
Do you play Quidditch? Mind if I ride your broomstick?
STABBED IN THE TUMMY.
SMOTHERED BY A MOTHAFUCKEN PILLOW.
Have you seen Kyle? He’s about ye high…
Jesus, you have to stop asking women if you can come inside them.
Jesus, you have to put the wine away. Carl’s throwing up, and our designated driver’s thirsty.
Can you teach me how to squirt?
Possibly more to come later.
ahh, college, you’re an entertaining place.
